That's me

That's me
That's me

Sunday, 16 October 2011

SOMEONE SAID A REALLY BAD THING ABOUT YOU IN A BLOG!

You smell.

Friday, 14 October 2011

iWonder

THINGS I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT TODAY:

Who dusts the Daleks? They're very clean. Is there a designated duster Dalek?

Whatever happened to comedians who wondered about whatever happened to white dogshit?

What are the 39 Steps? Is H one of them?

Who "invented" air quotes?

Do I have too much time on my hands?

That's it.

Monday, 10 October 2011

Roger Quimbly's Rules Of Twitter

RULE 1 -   Stop taking it so seriously, it's only Twitter.

RULE 2 -   Ignore people who write blogs about the 'Rules Of Twitter'.

RULE 3 -   Think for yourself.

RULE 4 -   I think this should have been Rule 3.

RULE 5 -   That would make this Rule 4.

RULE 6 -   No shirts, no shoes.

RULE 7 -   Is made to be broken.

RULE 8 -   Rule of thumb.

RULE 9 -   Rule of Three.

RULE 10 - Rula Lenska.

Happy Tweeting!

Your Pal,

Roger.